There are many things in life that irritate me – people who play music just loud enough so that you can hear it, but not quite loud enough to be able to identify the particular track; drivers who seem to think that dipping your headlights to prevent blinding other road users applies to everyone else except them; and those wankers who start sentences with ‘You know what your problem is…’ and then proceed to advise you what you’re doing wrong and how, by following their expert advice, you can improve your standing with the world as a whole.
I know some may think it irrational to get wound up over what they may consider “petty annoyances,” but as far as I’m concerned, this kind of behaviour just underlines the fact that these people have no consideration for the others, so it’s entirely justified that they be consigned to the Pit, to roast screaming in Hellfire for all eternity.
That’ll learn ‘em.
However, the things that really annoys me, is when someone proves to be cleverer than I thought they were, as it this makes me look like an idiot.
Which I’m not.
Well, most of the time – we all have our off days…
Anyway, this latest stratagem by our shadowy nemesis proved that they were a little more cunning than I had supposed, as by implicating Yarrow in the theft of the book, they had effectively removed her from the playing field, leaving us with no conclusive way of identifying them prior to the ritual taking place.
They were probably hugging themselves in glee, congratulating themselves on how very clever they were.
But they had failed to take into account who they were dealing with. As future Helena had stated, I’m a stubborn and suspicious bastard and, like an angry badger, backing me into a corner just makes me more determined to fight.
When we got back to my room, I started to pace back and forth, as this helps me to think. Helena, recognising the expression on my face, left me to it, knowing that once I had worked out what I needed to, I would then start talking.
‘Right,’ I said, coming to a halt, ‘I’m going to talk this through, just to see whether it makes sense. I’m relying on you to be the voice of reason here, so if you think I’m jumping to conclusions or talking out my arse, you need to say, okay?’
‘Of course, Alex,’ agreed Helena.
‘So, we believe our opponent – let’s call him Mister X for the time being – planted the book in Yarrow’s room, knowing that it would be found, correct?’ Helena nodded.
‘Okay, so they must have known that once it was found, due to her Geist heritage, Yarrow would not be able to categorically confirm that she had nothing to do with it. This suggests that they know enough about Geist to know that Scrying doesn’t work on them. Now, is this something that is common knowledge?’
‘Anyone who has studied Scrying would know that, so it IS pretty much generally known,’ said Helena.
‘Now, this is where it gets interesting,’ I said, ‘Mister X took Yarrow out of commission, as they were aware that due their corruption by dark magic, she could identify them. However, by doing so, they have started a process whereby another Geist, specifically one who investigates “crimes” committed by Geist, will be coming to Oakdene. What’s to prevent that Geist from identifying Mister X?’
‘Depends on how long it takes for them to arrive, I suppose,’ said Helena, ‘Dr Vayne did say it might take some time…’
‘Okay, let’s assume that Mister X knew that their actions would result in Yarrow being confined AND that a Geist… er… what was that term?’
‘Iarrthóir fírinne… I think,’ said Helena.
‘Right, the iarrthóir fírinne would be called AND that when they arrived, they would be able to identify Mister X immediately. Now, if they DID know this, they must have been confident that the other Geist would either not arrive before the ritual was due to take place, due to bureaucratic red tape, or that if they did arrive before the ritual, Yarrow would be removed from the college for questioning, meaning that Mister X would just need to make themselves scarce on the day the Geist collected her.’
‘Let’s assume that’s all correct,’ said Helena, ‘What are you getting at?’
‘How would they know enough about Geist society, specifically how the Geist High Council would deal with something like this, which is NOT common knowledge, unless…’
‘…they were a Geist themselves,’ finished Helena, looking startled.
‘That would also explain how they were able to touch the book, as we know the blood-lock enchantment doesn’t affect Geist. It all fits.’
‘But hang on a second,’ said Helena, ‘If there was another Geist attending the college, especially if it was one of the other First Years from Watkins or Scot House as we suspect, surely the college would know?’
‘That depends,’ I said, ‘The college was expecting thirty students to arrive on the 1st of September and that’s what they got. They would have received the files from their previous school, but if our hypothetical Geist had replaced the student who was due to arrive and claimed to be them, who would know?’
‘But given the age of the students, surely they wouldn’t have transitioned yet?’ said Helena, ‘Wouldn’t it have been obvious that they were a Geist?’
‘Only if they were actually the age they appeared to be,’ I said.
‘Are you saying that they may have somehow managed to alter their appearance?’
‘Possibly. I have a theory, but it’s based on folklore from MY world, so it might not apply here… but there is a way to check.’
I reached out my hand towards the bookshelf and said ‘Changeling.’ Almost immediately, the Leabhar Scáthanna jumped from the shelf into my waiting hand, then fanned open.
‘Well, I think that proves my theory,’ I said, ‘let’s have a look at what it says… “when encountering mícheart, there is the danger that if one is not mentally fortified and protected by the necessary talismans, the corruption can spread, infecting the individual. We refer to these aberrations as Changelings. Changelings are especially dangerous, as they can assume the appearance of others, masking their true form and masquerading as friends or relatives. However, in order to replace their intended target, they must….” Oh dear God, that’s horrible…’
‘What’s wrong, Alex?’ asked Helena, leaning forward, ‘what does it say?’
‘I’m not really sure I want to read it out to you…’ I said, holding the book to my chest, a look of disgust on my face.
‘Surely it’s better if we both know?’ said Helena, standing up and walking over, ‘Let me see…’
‘No, I’ll carry on, but it IS particularly gruesome,’ I said, ‘so brace yourself. Where was I? “…in order to replace their intended target, they must feast upon their flesh, devouring them in their entirety, until not a scrap is left.”’
The colour drained from Helena’s face and her hand involuntarily covered her mouth.
‘Oh my God,’ she said, ‘that’s horrendous!’
‘I did warn you it was nasty,’ I said, swallowing, ‘I honestly think I may actually throw up…’
‘So, if your theory is correct…’ started Helena.
‘A corrupted adult Geist, a Changeling, has replaced one of the students that was due to start on 1st September and in order to do so, they’ve killed and eaten them.’ I finished. ‘We knew that whoever was planning on completing the ritual had no qualms in committing murder, but this takes them to a whole new level of malevolence.’
Helena looked shocked, but then a thought must have occurred to her.
‘Give me that,’ she said, taking the book form me, ‘if the book describes what a Changeling is, there’s a chance that it also details their weaknesses…’
She scanned down the page.
‘Aha, here we go!’ she exclaimed, ‘blah, blah, blah… “once mícheart has taken full sway, the Changeling is altered both physically and spiritually, resulting in particular substances becoming an anathema to them. The blossoms, fruit and sap of the Rowan tree cause revulsion and the touch of skiron is fatal…”’
‘Well, I’ve at least heard of Rowan,’ I said, ‘but what the Hell’s skiron?’
Helena looked through the book, scanning the pages.
‘It doesn’t appear to be in here,’ she said in disappointment, ‘I guess whoever wrote this assumed that everyone would know what it was…’
I gave this some thought.
‘Right, as it’s Autumn,’ I said, ‘there’s no chance of getting any Rowan blossoms, but we might be able to harvest some berries. What’s your tree knowledge like? Would you be able to identify one if you saw it?’
‘Not really…’ said Helena, ‘I think it’s got red berries, but I’m not sure…’
‘I guess we’ll have to hit the Library then,’ I said, sighing, ‘and whilst we’re there, it might be worth asking Master Tweed if he knows what skiron is…’
Right, Mister Changeling, you may think that you’ve scuppered our plans, but we’re on to you and we have new plan.
I’ll have you yet, my pretty, and your little dog too…
‘Skiron?’ asked Master Tweed, ‘I’m not surprised you couldn’t find it in any of the books in the Library.’
After checking to make sure we were the only ones in either the Study Hall or the Library, I’d approached Master Tweed at his desk, whilst Helena searched for a book on trees. As we currently had no way of knowing which of the other students was the Changeling, it wouldn’t do to advertise what we were looking up, as it may tip them off that we were on to them.
‘Why’s that, Sir?’ I asked, a look of polite interest on my face.
‘Well, it’s a particularly archaic term and is, in fact, a contraction, which was quite unusual for the time in which it was used,’ he explained, ‘skiron is a contraction of “sky iron,” which actually refers to meteoric iron, which is one of the only naturally occurring forms of iron in metallic form, rather than as ore. Prior to the advent of iron smelting, which naturally gave the Iron Age its name, it was the only form of iron available to the Ancients and, due to the fact that it was usually hammered into shape, rather than forged, is also sometimes referred to “cold iron,” as no heat was used.’ He looked at me in interest, ‘Is this something to do with your project on King Athelstan?’
‘Not that I’m aware of…’ I said, playing along, ‘How is skiron connected to King Athelstan?’
‘Ah, it looks like I can impart some information that is NOT common knowledge,’ said Master Tweed, rubbing his hands together with glee, ‘such is the life of a teacher, that we derive pleasure from filling the minds of our students with interesting facts… anyway, the connection is the original Vorpal Sword, which, as we’ve previously discussed, apparently went missing at the same time as the Jabberwock, was made predominantly from meteoric iron. It is believed that this contributed to its special properties.’
‘Ah, I see… I’ll be sure to add that information to my project,’ I said. ‘So, is meteoric iron quite rare then?’
Well, I’ve not ever come across any…’ said Master Tweed, then paused, ‘actually, that’s not entirely true. I think that Mr Ware has a bracelet made from it, as I remember noting its unusual design and asking him about it. Apparently, it was bequeathed to him a long time ago. Is there anything else I can help you with?’
I noticed that Helena was waiting for me and tapped her bag meaningfully when she’d got my attention.
‘Uh…no…nothing else at the moment, Sir,’ I said, ‘thank you again for your time.’
‘Not a problem, Alexander, always happy to help,’ said Master Tweed, ‘And I am sorry about this unfortunate business with Miss Yarrow. I know that both you and Helena here are quite close with her and I’m sure once the representative from the Geist High Council arrives, this will all be cleared up.’
‘Do we know when they’re going to arrive, Sir?’ asked Helena, coming forward.
‘Not at present, I’m afraid,’ replied Master Tweed, ‘My understanding is that a formal request has to be submitted, which we have done, then this has to be examined and approved by the Geist High Council, then a relevant iarrthóir fírinne assigned to the case, if one is available, who will then join us at the college. It could be anything from a matter of weeks to a couple of months.’
Looking at our crestfallen faces, Master Tweed smiled kindly.
‘I’ll speak to Dr Vayne and see if she’ll allow you two to visit Miss Yarrow in her room,’ he said, ‘as the Head of Dee House, the welfare of all three of you is my responsibility and I think that regular contact with you, her friends, would do her the world of good.’
‘Thank you, Sir,’ I said, ‘that’s very kind of you.’
‘So, did you get it?’ I asked, Helena as we made our way back to my room.
‘Yep,’ said Helena, tapping her bag, ‘a reference book WITH illustrations, so we should be able to locate and identify a Rowan tree.’
She glanced out the window, then frowned.
‘Guess we’ll have to wait until tomorrow though,’ she said sourly, ‘it’s getting dark, and you know what happened the last time we went wandering in the woods after nightfall…’
‘Yeah,’ I said, ‘Not an experience I’m keen on repeating… you haven’t got any free periods tomorrow, have you?’
‘No, full day, I’m afraid.’
‘In that case, we’ll have to go after lessons have finished,’ I said, ‘that should give us about an hour before the sun goes down. Hopefully, that’ll give us enough time to find what we need.’